Comments on: Not your ‘friends’

By: del conner

del conner — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 20:34:17 +0000

Truest things are said in jest. They are an evil force.

By: Judith Geary

Judith Geary — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:08:21 +0000

We wish!
Wonderful. Incidentally, thy url was sent to me by a friend who claims to be an athiest, but also sent a url to a site “proving” George Bush is the anti-christ. She was surprised that I had already discerned that without the aid of numerology or any of the other methods sited in the post.

By: MC Quaka

MC Quaka — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:36:14 +0000

Of course we control everything.

Perhaps we should form a clearness committee for the consideration of finding consensus about forming a committee with the oversight of a clearness committee to report to the quarterly meeting about the fact that our conspiracy has been revealed. Although it might be rash to move so quickly. Instead, let’s have a four hour meeting for worship.

By: kungfuquaker

kungfuquaker — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 22:16:52 +0000

We’re also taking over through movies. And you thought Jet Li was a Buddhist!

By: tinfoil rodolfo5000

tinfoil rodolfo5000 — Sat, 20 Aug 2005 18:22:17 +0000

Your satire is indeed clever, but unfortunately just a symptom of your inability to recognize what’s really happening. I don’t fault you, for many cannot, or choose not to see the truth. Please continue making parodies, as I and many others find them very entertaining – and true humor is always founded on reality.

However, realize that all the joking in the world cannot prevent he REAL zionist threat: The Church of Latter Day Saints, a.k.a “The Mormon Menace.” Take a trip across American’s western “Homeland” sometime and fear the no-beer, funny underwear, New World Order that awaits all of us in the not distant future.

By: Travelogue! Days 9-12

Travelogue! Days 9-12 — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 03:06:15 +0000

[...] *Now, of course, there’s a Quaker conspiracy that stretches across the globe – but those were less simple times. yami · 19:42 · 13 Aug 2005 [...]

By: Noli Irritare Leones » Blog Archive » Blogwatch

Noli Irritare Leones » Blog Archive » Blogwatch — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 14:46:58 +0000

[...] A Quaker conspiracy has been revealed! [...]

By: Will Benton

Will Benton — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:38:29 +0000

Alas, I’ve been caught! (You’ve provided the missing piece, though — I should have realized that the Friends also secretly control del.icio.us and Technorati….)

By: Martin Kelley

Martin Kelley — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 20:30:23 +0000

Dear Will,
I am sorry to see thy post. We will have to silence thee I’m afraid: no one must learn of our involvement in these matters. Expect representatives of our oversight committee to come knocking at thy door tonight; please hide any pianos that might be on the premises.
Thy Friend,
Martin Kelley aka the Quaker Ranter

By: Caleb

Caleb — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:46:39 +0000

Excellent satire! How “enlightening,” I think…